superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: whte-rbt-syndrome: take a look at this car it’s a nice car, right? nice lines, perfect accessory for a suit and tie, but still a bit wild classy, you know?  like, really classy the car itself probably sneers condescendingly when it glides past ‘04 corollas but guess what it is? the new chevy impala now, on a scale of 1-10, how much does this car repulse you? Ha… Hahaha…. Hahahahaha NO

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

whte-rbt-syndrome:

take a look at this car

it’s a nice car, right?

nice lines, perfect accessory for a suit and tie, but still a bit wild

classy, you know? 

like, really classy

the car itself probably sneers condescendingly when it glides past ‘04 corollas

but guess what it is?

the new chevy impala

now, on a scale of 1-10, how much does this car repulse you?

Ha… Hahaha…. Hahahahaha NO

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boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

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catpun:

PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE 

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iamboredletsshootthewall: zukowantshonorforchristmas: rawrsamsadino: John Green everyone #wow cutie patootie I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie.  But I don’t disagree.  I mean he is kind of adorable I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

iamboredletsshootthewall:

zukowantshonorforchristmas:

rawrsamsadino:

John Green everyone

#wow cutie patootie

I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie. 

But I don’t disagree. 

I mean he is kind of adorable

I’ve never not reblogged John Green.

(Source: ofdanhowell)

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moriarty:

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(Source: rennerpls)

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Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5 years.

arisuskirkland:

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(Source: meplusrupertgrint)

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vivisroom:

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

that comment is so accurate it hurts

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abrilmazziotti:

sleepygeek:

brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

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WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. 

Are you fuCKING KIDDING ME

Oh-oh man

REALLY!?!?

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

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salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

most of them have hands…

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oheytherecamille: nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T love how we all know what duckling this was referring to is he still experimenting did the duckling imprint

oheytherecamille:

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

is he still experimenting

did the duckling imprint

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telescopical:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

i love tumblr

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lilili123bella: casthehamburglar: #but ohhhh #it looks like cas #and he found the jewelry that dean no longer wears in his duffel #and dean told him to try them on #and he liked how they looked so he told cas to keep them #THIS IS GIVING ME FEELINGS (via freckledbuttchester) This is josh hutcherson …what jewelry would dean have in his duffle? he’s been shown to wear a watch, a ring, and the necklace his brother gave him when they were kids. another thing… ooooo joooooosh <3

lilili123bella:

casthehamburglar:

#but ohhhh #it looks like cas #and he found the jewelry that dean no longer wears in his duffel #and dean told him to try them on #and he liked how they looked so he told cas to keep them #THIS IS GIVING ME FEELINGS (via freckledbuttchester)

This is josh hutcherson

…what jewelry would dean have in his duffle? he’s been shown to wear a watch, a ring, and the necklace his brother gave him when they were kids. another thing…

ooooo joooooosh <3

(Source: christophernorwoodofficial)

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hiddlespeare:

not-credible-girl:

xconfusingmelody:

artkeepsmesane:

mischief-mayhem-and-tomfoolery:

foodleston:

hiddlestonqueen:

sana1x2:

Tom trying to do math.

he is a potato

a perfect potato

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY ME

It’s okay. I’ll do the math for you.

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Can I cash that in somewhere?

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wilwheaton: brandyphantom: So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse. I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him. an artifact

wilwheaton:

brandyphantom:

So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.

I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him.

an artifact

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mr-derp-herpin:

blua:

What the city is missing: Thierry Cohen photographs cityscapes and then photographs deserts at night, combing the two to show us what our cities would look like with the lights off. The stars are not enhanced, they are actual photos from relative latitudes that would expose the same starry sky view if it weren’t for light pollution. Click on each photo to see which city it is.

Light pollution and pollution in general

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